It’s time for a new adventure. This time in 3D! This time we’re tackling the next game in the FF series, number 3.
We start with our hero having fallen down a hole into a cavern of some kind. From his thoughts we can assume he does this often.
Now you may have been asking yourself, “who is this wayward youth whom our fates are now bound to”? Our hero everyone, Mango!
Immediately after being introduced, Mango is attacked by goblins no doubt wanting to crack open his head and feast on the juices inside.
No, really? What gave you that idea?
I found a chest with a shield in it. Apparently I can equip it as my weapon. The point of this eludes me.
Like blue! And green!
So I barely touched this rock and the wall came crashing down…works for me.
So immediately after entering the next room, Mango is attack by some floating energy that is apparently an evil monster.
You look familiar. Didn’t I JUST fight you in the last FF game? Time to once again kill it with icy death.
Oh, hi floating words. I didn’t even notice you up there.
And so I have a quest. As ordered by the giant, floating, talking crystal. Seems legit.
Apparently, “go find other party members” confuses poor Mango.
Traveling into the nearby town, we encounter Mango’s friend being harassed by a group of clones.
Papaya, Mango’s childhood friend.
Luckily, Mango’s manliness scares the clones off. Unfortunately, it scares Papaya off too.
Angry Papaya is off to prove he isn’t a coward and probably need saving in about 5 minutes.
But before we go off after Papaya, we have the more important task of robbing the town blind. So nice of them to leave all these chests in once place for me to steal.
Unfortunately, I encountered a game breaking bug shortly after this that would have required me to start the game over. Not really caring to do so, I’m going to just call this a game and move on to the next game.
Techno Logic 
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