Yes, I know, this has taken forever. I’ve been pretty busy the last couple weeks, so this took me longer than it should. I’ll try to get back on schedule now. When we last left our heroes, they were headed to the Antlion’s lair to find the Sand Ruby and save Rosa.
So after riding our awesome new hovercraft to the cave, we’re ready to kick some Antlion ass.
And apparently the cave is filled with enemies that look like Ice Cream.
As usual, Edward is wrong. Read the rest of this entry »
Not even sure why I started playing this. But I guess its an interesting break to the FF games. I’m going to try and get a part of this up each weekend if I can.
Yeah, I hate it when my talking cat wakes me up early on a weekend too.
No Usagi. Cat is not food.
Thanks for that Luna. Very descriptive.
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When we last left Cecil, he had been separated from Kain but had awakened near the fallen summoner. He hurries to town.
Cecil hurries to town and looks for the Inn.
Thankfully the Innkeeper isn’t a heartless monster and offers them a bed. Unfortunately, during the night, they are attacked by soldiers from Baron.
How about no? Read the rest of this entry »
So now we enter the age of the story heavy FF games. This time we don’t get to name our heroes unfortunately, but lets see what adventures they will embark on.
Meet Cecil, a dark knight and leader of the Red Wings, the airship squadron of the king’s army. They’ve just murdered a bunch of innocent people to steal the water crystal from a sacred temple.
Ya think?
Cecil tries to explain why murder and plundering are vital to the survival of their kingdom when the ship is attacked by monsters. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s time for a new adventure. This time in 3D! This time we’re tackling the next game in the FF series, number 3.
We start with our hero having fallen down a hole into a cavern of some kind. From his thoughts we can assume he does this often.
Now you may have been asking yourself, “who is this wayward youth whom our fates are now bound to”? Our hero everyone, Mango!
Immediately after being introduced, Mango is attacked by goblins no doubt wanting to crack open his head and feast on the juices inside. Read the rest of this entry »
After being gouged out of their money by the greedy blacksmith, our heroes were sent to destroy the evil empire’s doomsday weapon, the Dreadnought.
Meet Borgen, the incompetent bad guy of FF2.
To get to the Dreadnought, we have to go through the sewers. Why does every game have to have a sewer level?
THOSE ARE BALLOONS? No wonder kids are scared of clowns with balloon animals. Read the rest of this entry »
And we return, for more adventures with everyone’s favorite food-inspired heroes! When we last left our heroes, they had just been given a canoe by their turban-wearing party member and sent on a quest to find Mythril.
After sailing across the ocean (NOT in our canoe), we arrive in a small town known for having the airship we need to get to the mountainous region where the Mythril is.
Meet Cid, the Captain and creator of the world’s only airship (and also the designer of the empires doomsday weapon/boat, the Dreadnaught, but apparently we forgave him for that lapse in judgement). Yeah, he’s kind of a greedy bastard.
After arriving in our destination, we meet Josef. Josef was supposed to be hunting for Mythril, but he won’t tell you anything until you go save some villagers that have been captured by the evil army. Mostly because he doesn’t believe you. Read the rest of this entry »
